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magneticpie:

cinema’s most closely guarded secret. 

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  1. Me: *throws book seductively onto bed*
  2. Me: *leaps passionately onto bed after book*
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bubblenuggets:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius

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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: eyeslikestyles)

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rneerkat:

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

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geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

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surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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burgrs:

baddogsrus:

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out 

um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails 

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Zoom

(Source: roughrimjob)

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brokenly:

My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

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multipack:

*holds you at gunpoint*

“so haha what are you doing this friday”

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miaouler:

stevenspielburger:

pherie:

have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel the texture of their lips like wow kissing

fuck

Welp

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foodchewer:

dont talk to me unless you are a dog wearing sunglasses 

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swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

things i think about

  • kissing
  • hugging
  • cuddling
  • holding hands
  • being held down and fucked so hard that I can barely walk
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